― open post.

[respirations]

EDDIE KASPBRAK it: chapter 2 voice strength: ★★★★★ shipping: i'm reddie trash but i'm also all about that platonic love with the other losers preferences: gen, smut, shippy, angst, au, cross-canon, slice of life. notes: for some fun starting points: some random assortment of memes and aus for days; feel free to go the other worldly route; also throw pics or random sentences at me and a kink generator because why not. hit me up for starters if you'd like. there's no crying in baseball but there is crying in my rp but let's have fun, ok. picture prompts • quote prompts • music prompts • etc

Comments

[foul_mouthed]

[This is your fiance', Edward.]

Image attached

1/??

[respirations]

No.

[respirations]

Absolutely not.

[respirations]

Put it back where you found it.

Or take it to an animal rescue.

ok done

[respirations]

Richie, I swear to God if I come home and there is a raccoon in our house then I'm going to marry you and immediately divorce you.

Dem icons tho ❤

[foul_mouthed]

She's harmless and so fucking adorable!

How can you say no to that little face? She's cute!!!!


I named her Leia and she's currently snuggled on our bed!

[respirations]

I'm saying NO right now!

Richie, I swear, get her out of our bed. You don't know where that thing has been or what is on it.

I'm calling an animal rescue now.

[foul_mouthed]

She's perfectly fine. I cleaned her up and everything before I let her start exploring!

You're not being a very supportive mother!

😭💔

[respirations]

It's a wild animal, Rich. We don't have the means to care for it in the long run. It deserves to be with someone that can care for it.

I'm not its mother!!

[foul_mouthed]

I think we would be amazing parents to her!

She already burrows on my chest and naps.

[respirations]

And what happens when she gets sick? We wouldn't be able to take her to the vet because it's illegal to keep a raccoon as a pet in California.

So what happens then? Her get attached and then snatched away?

That's not very fair or kind to her.

[foul_mouthed]

I guess we're moving!

[respirations]

Yeah, YOU can move. I'm not moving again for a raccoon.

[foul_mouthed]

That's not being very supportive of your daughter.

[respirations]

I'm blocking your number and calling an animal rescue.

Then I'm going to marry you and fucking murder you.

[foul_mouthed]

....

😞

She's a harmless babe!

💔