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eddie "fuck you, bro" kaspbrak. ([personal profile] respirations) wrote2021-06-30 02:31 pm

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[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-29 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
[A little early in the morning:]

Hey, Eddie, babe—I'm out right now, went to stretch my legs around the merchant district. They've got like sixty different kinds of noodles at this one shop, what kind do you want?
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[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-29 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No cashews, got it. [Still on the line, he relays it to the vendor, and there’s a pause while he’s told what’s on offer without cashews. Then, curious:] Serious question, how spicy can you go?
longoverdue: (i must be psychotic; i must be demented)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-29 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re a braver man than me. I’m getting the mild stuff.

[Because it’s too early in the morning for Richie to set his taste buds on fire. He stays on the line as he orders a bowl of spicy, stir-fried noodles, no cashews, and a bowl of chicken noodle soup, as little spice as possible.]

You got anything else you want while I’m out here, Eds?
longoverdue: (i am an artist; you're free to correct m)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-29 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, I’ve seen this before. First it starts with spicy noodles. Next thing you know you’ll be buying a goddamn Ferrari and getting into drag races.

[To the vendor: Yes, no cashews, really.]

Oh—hey, that’s. [That makes him feel some kind of way, all right, all fluttery on the inside. He’d known the ring was gone, he’d seen the lack of it for himself, but this sets off a new flood of funny, giddy feelings.] Good for you, man, congrats on the space divorce. But I was really asking if you wanted any other kinda food.
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[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-29 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You’ve still got mine, right? Or is it—

[You know, too covered in blood from that time he died? Richie stops talking then, clearly not quite willing to mention that just yet and ruin this idyllic moment. Right now he just wants to get them noodles, he’s not going to think about Derry or fucking Pennywise or the weight of Eddie’s body in his arms. He won’t.]

Give me like, forty minutes, they make these things to order. Something about ensuring freshness or some shit. Seriously, no way you can speed it up? Oh, come on.
longoverdue: (of all this attention)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-29 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. I could buy another one, y’know? You can keep that one.

[They ought to talk about it, certainly—the grief and guilt and sorrow that Richie had been drowning in, that he’d be so desperate to escape that he made a deal with an entity he didn’t quite understand. But not now. Not today. Not when things are so new and they’re still figuring this thing out.

Softly, gently:]
Go to sleep, babe. I’ll wake you up when I get there.
longoverdue: plastic weather (caffeine; small talk; wait out the)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-29 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re welcome.

[Richie’s breath catches in his throat. Very softly, before he cuts the connection, he says:] I love you too.

[It takes an hour to get back, because Richie has to dodge the guards first and that adds extra time to the journey, but eventually he slips into the room, shuts the door behind him, and pecks a kiss to Eddie’s temple.]

Hey, Eddie Spaghetti Macaroni, rise and shine. I got your spicy noodles and I made damn sure they didn’t put cashews in them.
longoverdue: (i'm stomping on a beat; but)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-30 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, Edsa Macarena. [Just giving him the stir-fried noodles and sitting down on the floor to start munching on his own bowl of significantly less spicy noodles.] And you're welcome. I bought milk in case you need it, worked fucking wonders for me when I tried Indian back in the day.
longoverdue: plastic weather (caffeine; small talk; wait out the)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-30 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Can’t, dipshit, they’re nonrefundable.

[He doesn’t respond for a bit, busy stuffing his face full of noodles and slurping kind of loudly. After he swallows, with some interest he says:]

All the time, huh? How spicy are we talking here, the kind with a little kick or the kind where they make you sign a waiver so they’re legally not responsible for burning your fucking tongue off?
longoverdue: (my drug's attention; i am an addict)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-07-31 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Another loud slurp.] 'S'for good luck. [He absolutely does not believe this, but hey, it can't hurt, and besides he's deliberately trying to poke Eddie's ire here for kicks. Again.

Being in a relationship does not mean Richie's going to let up on all the teasing, it turns out!]


I think I did one of those before I graduated from UCLA. [With a major in film, which is sort of useful if you want to make references to obscure arthouse cinema in your comedy.] I gave up at level three, thereabouts. You've got a much stronger stomach than I do.

Did you make it further than your roommate did?
longoverdue: (we're all so fake happy)

[personal profile] longoverdue 2021-08-05 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He sounds like a total pussy. [Says Richie, but then he held out until level three. Another very loud slurp, as if he's just daring Eddie to say something about it. Or drown him in the broth.]

Hey. You know the station's AI, Viveca, she can pull in basically anything you want? I asked her for one of Bill's books as a test and she got me a copy that shouldn't exist, so that was a fucking insane day. [Another loud slurp, but at least he waits until he's swallowed the noodles to continue talking:] If you want, next time we're on the station, we could use the reality-breaking multiverse-spanning teleportation shit to get takeout. There's this Indian restaurant that closed five years ago in Beverly Hills that could set your mouth on fire.