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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-15 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Babe. You're embarrassing me.

[The sense of ownership though, it makes him swell with pride. Richie wanted to belong to Eddie, maybe it was stupid but after everything, they'd been through shouldn't they have that. Didn't they at least deserve that?]

Mr. Eddie Tozier or Mr. Richie Kaspbrak?
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[The bite gets a strangled sort of sigh out of him, Richie loved it when Eddie was rough with him and loved necking and kissing him. There wasn't ever a moment when he wasn't down for it, and he couldn't get enough.]

The Toziers. We'll get a sign for our place.
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-15 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of dog? A pug? A basset hound? I like those ugly dogs.

[Richie laughs, his tongue between his teeth and he really is loving this. Sure, they're eloping and none of their friends will be there not even if he texted Stan or Mike and begged but they're busy everybody's planning for the trip and they'd find someone once they passed the border.]

God, I'm gonna love being married to you.
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
We're a perfect fit for each other. A dog'll just be our number three.

[Richie kisses Eddie back, slow and purposeful, his fingertips sloping from just behind Eddie's ear all the way down past his neck. The love he was brimming with was mirrored in Richie and he did his best to show that.]

Me either.
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-15 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly, and I'll call you every day. You won't even miss me.

[Richie slows into the movement of Eddie's fingers, yes he was nervous and didn't want to be without him but the last thing he wanted was for Eddie to feel the same way. Richie wanted Eddie to be excited and secure in the next chapter of their life.]

The time'll pass before you even know it.
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if you wanna time skip you're welcome to! up to you.

[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-16 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I know. Get some sleep, babe.

[Richie leans in and kisses the corner of Eddie's mouth and then his cheek. Too old to be having sleepovers in the same bed, too in love to care. He slips into a more comfortable position and wraps his body around him tightly. The way he'd always done when they were young and would, continue to do forever.]

I promise. Everything'll be fine, Mr. Tozier.
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Time trickles by in not a lull but like a snap, Richie's entire world revolved around Eddie. College didn't come easy, especially not after the impromptu marriage ceremony. What followed after their vows, was bliss. Whenever he missed Eddie and couldn't call him, he'd think about that. It didn't fix everything but it calmed him down enough to focus on his schoolwork.

The initials carved into the band of their class rings gave the bands a new kind of weight. Sometimes, he'd rotate it around his finger during a lecture to see if he could get a glimpse. A game of peekaboo he played with himself and their inscription, a way to pass the time while taking notes.

Even the bus stations in Bangor were more populated than Derry had ever been. It takes a minute to find him in the crowd, and Richie is thankful that Eddie had been barreling right for him. That makes it easier to spot him and gives him time to brace for the impact.]


Jesus babe! Looks like you made good time. I can't believe you shuttled down here. How was the ride?

[The Eddie from childhood would've been laborious about his complaints on bus-travel. Richie's expecting a long-winded dissertation about other passengers and the vehicle itself. If he's lucky, he might even get a play by play about the driver and the journey too.]
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-02-28 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[One thing Richie never seemed to stop doing was growing, he was still a thin waifish beanpole but he carried it a lot better now. His diet wasn't great, college eats to blame for that, but it helped him hide the weight to height disparity better.]

Look at you, learning about the female form and changing diapers. I feel like you just had a whole life saga on the ride over here.

[Richie wasn't about to complain about the driver speeding, it meant Eddie got to be here sooner, after all. Richie does what any good husband does and grabs his bags on their way into the dorms. His room is an elevator ride away, and thankfully they were on the same floor.]

It'll be a while before I can apply for a room change, so I figured maybe you could ask for a solo room and with any luck, I could set up shop there too. In the meantime, you're gonna love this - co-ed bathrooms.
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-03-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Still, if someone asked me to hold a kid I feel like I'd be more likely to run away or claim temporary paralysis.

What? No, sorry ma'am. My arms lock up during cross country trips.

[Feigning the situation in different light always made Eddie smile and it's a nice way to edge him into campus living. Eddie grabs his toiletry bag as he usually did and they step inside and take the lift all the way up to his floor.]

That's the joke. You get to put some flip flops on and shower around a bunch of men and women. The horrors of gym class two: electric boogaloo.
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-05-11 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Time was a funny thing, and Richie was every bit the victim that Eddie was. As it passed, his own interest waned and it pushed him right back into the closet and stole any and all recollection of happiness from him in its vice grip. He'd barely noticed the drift from Eddie, it washed away like chalk on a sidewalk and what traces were left had no stay power. Nothing concrete to keep them there, every now and then his mind would travel to sunny fields and red shorts but those things were day dreams. The fodder of an overactive imagination and not writing his own stuff anymore. That's what the pay per hour therapist he up and ditched had said.

When Richie received the email, at first he thought it was a joke. It filtered into his personal account and his PR manager had flagged it as spam but the curt and short-tempered way this guy typed seemed less like a scam and more like something genuine so several days later he takes the time to reply.]


Okay E.

You could have just told me you were a Nigerian prince and I won the lottery. It's a lot more believable.

Sent from Richie's iPhone
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-05-11 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jesus H. Christ that sure as hell looks like his handwriting and the date gives him more questions than answers. No tan-line where a wedding ring should be, no recollection of it whatsoever. Richie's shocked, he'd been dealing with his sexuality but not acknowledging it whatsoever but to find he'd already married a dude and over twenty years ago no less, it makes his stomach sick in an awful way.

His response chimes in at about two in the morning and over twelve hours later.]


E-

Can we meet? Make sure everything's on the up and up?

- R
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-05-11 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll call you in the morning
I mean after I've slept

- R



[True to his word, Richie does call but around eleven in the morning because sleep hadn't found him easily and he elected to rest several more hours instead of facing the day.

Richie's not sure what he's expecting to hear on the other end, he's trying to keep the yawns at bay while he nurses the coffee in front of him on his sofa.]


Hello?
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[personal profile] sloppybitch 2020-05-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know your name dude. You have the nicest handwriting I've ever seen and that was like you had to be like nineteen or something. So.

[This was a whole lot more awkward than he expected. Richie pauses on his end of the line. Eddie didn't sound half as bossy as his strongly worded email had been. He almost I sounded sweet, gentle, and it throws him.]

That's me. Richie "Trashmouth," Tozier. At your service. Listen, I... was just calling you to see when you could meet. I'd have to fly out of Chi-town and get some of my own shit teogether, but uh- maybe next week? If that's not too long for you blushing bride.

I also need to keep a low-profile. I don't want to wind up on the Enquirer and I'm sure you don't want that shit out there either.

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