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EDDIE KASPBRAK it: chapter 2 voice strength: ★★★★★ shipping: i'm reddie trash but i'm also all about that platonic love with the other losers preferences: gen, smut, shippy, angst, au, cross-canon, slice of life. notes: for some fun starting points: some random assortment of memes and aus for days; feel free to go the other worldly route; also throw pics or random sentences at me and a kink generator because why not. hit me up for starters if you'd like. there's no crying in baseball but there is crying in my rp but let's have fun, ok. picture prompts • quote prompts • music prompts • etc

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And what happens when she gets sick? We wouldn't be able to take her to the vet because it's illegal to keep a raccoon as a pet in California.

So what happens then? Her get attached and then snatched away?

That's not very fair or kind to her.

[foul_mouthed]

I guess we're moving!

[respirations]

Yeah, YOU can move. I'm not moving again for a raccoon.

[foul_mouthed]

That's not being very supportive of your daughter.

[respirations]

I'm blocking your number and calling an animal rescue.

Then I'm going to marry you and fucking murder you.

[foul_mouthed]

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She's a harmless babe!

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