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[respirations]

EDDIE KASPBRAK it: chapter 2 voice strength: ★★★★★ shipping: i'm reddie trash but i'm also all about that platonic love with the other losers preferences: gen, smut, shippy, angst, au, cross-canon, slice of life. notes: for some fun starting points: some random assortment of memes and aus for days; feel free to go the other worldly route; also throw pics or random sentences at me and a kink generator because why not. hit me up for starters if you'd like. there's no crying in baseball but there is crying in my rp but let's have fun, ok. picture prompts • quote prompts • music prompts • etc

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[respirations]

You were too busy snoring to notice.

5'9" is fucking average, okay. Sorry I'm not some abomination born of Bigfoot fucking Kermit the Frog.

[foul_mouthed]

THIEF!!!!!

The fuck does that even mean, dude?

[respirations]

What's yours is mine, dude.

That you're a freak of nature all tall with freakish long limbs. It's weird, I like them.

Have I mentioned that I love your stupid hands?

[foul_mouthed]

When was this rule established?

Sicko.

I could use a little reminder once you get home.

[respirations]

After you ruined my running shorts, you jackass.

Takes one to know one.

I guess I could do. Want me to kiss them and make you feel better?

[foul_mouthed]

I did not!

Touche'

I do enjoy kisses.