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EDDIE KASPBRAK it: chapter 2 voice strength: ★★★★★ shipping: i'm reddie trash but i'm also all about that platonic love with the other losers preferences: gen, smut, shippy, angst, au, cross-canon, slice of life. notes: for some fun starting points: some random assortment of memes and aus for days; feel free to go the other worldly route; also throw pics or random sentences at me and a kink generator because why not. hit me up for starters if you'd like. there's no crying in baseball but there is crying in my rp but let's have fun, ok. picture prompts • quote prompts • music prompts • etc

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[foul_mouthed]

What types of punishments you offering?

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Wearing pants when I go on runs from now on.

[foul_mouthed]

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That's just fucking mean!!!!!

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Your ass still be lookin like a snack though.

[respirations]

They'll be really baggy too.

But, yeah, uh-huh. I guess I have that much going for me.

[foul_mouthed]

Baggy means easier access and faster to yank down.

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I'd like to see you try.

[foul_mouthed]

Challenge accepted!

[respirations]

Right, well, I'm going back to this stuff for work. We'll see how well you do.

[foul_mouthed]

Your next morning run its game on.

[respirations]

If you bother to wake up in time.

[foul_mouthed]

My body has an "It's time for a morning kiss" alarm.

[respirations]

Mmhmm. Morning kiss or morning blowjob alarm?

[foul_mouthed]

All of the above.

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Skills for everyone to be jealous of.

[foul_mouthed]

You seem to enjoy many of my amazing skills.

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You haven't given me anything to complain about.

[foul_mouthed]

Is that why you keep me?

Despite no give backs.

[respirations]

Because I love you, you big idiot.

Also because I lost the receipt to return you ages ago.

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