( If there's one thing in the world that Eddie is good at then its probably angry powerwalking. He imagines its a learned lesson from just work and life in general but it definitely helps in moments like these when he wants to get far enough away that he can fume or kill his fiancé in fucking peace.

Which, once he finds one of the out of the way bathrooms, he immediately turns on Richie and pushes him against the bathroom door with a hiss. )

I hate you so fucking much. ( Which is hard to take seriously when Eddie is leaning up and in to smother a kiss against Richie's lips. )

All that bullshit because I didn't want to touch your dick in front of our friends.