( Eddie can't help but scrunch his nose up in thought. ) No. You're going in a hole in the ground where you belong, maybe I'll cover you in cement and then build something nice on top.

( At the sight of Richie's grin, Eddie can't help smiling and pressing closer as he feels hands dance down his body. Not that he has a lot of room to think about anything while Richie is kissing him like this. It reminds him of the way they kiss when one of them is gone on business and comes home to the other, all desperate and needy. A want that is hard to deny. )

I'm making an exception because we have couch covers now. ( It's said with a low groan as he feels Richie's hand sneak down to cup his ass. )

Then stop getting your jizz on my fucking nice sheets, asshole.