Still, if someone asked me to hold a kid I feel like I'd be more likely to run away or claim temporary paralysis.

What? No, sorry ma'am. My arms lock up during cross country trips.

[Feigning the situation in different light always made Eddie smile and it's a nice way to edge him into campus living. Eddie grabs his toiletry bag as he usually did and they step inside and take the lift all the way up to his floor.]

That's the joke. You get to put some flip flops on and shower around a bunch of men and women. The horrors of gym class two: electric boogaloo.