I mean it. What- you think I wax poetic with all my other boyfriends around here? Eddie- c'mon.

[Richie might seem unfaithful to the untrained eye but he was utterly devoted to Eddie, infatuated and in love. There's nothing he wouldn't do, up to and including:]

So, let's get married. Canada. Let's go, tie the knot before college and once you've got enough credits to transfer over we can get a place off-campus.